Oh. Hello. I didn't see you come in.
No, don't worry. I don't need to hear your name. I already know what it is. I also knew that you'd come up at around this time.
But, at the same time, I also didn't know.
It's very hard to put into words - but that's what happens when you become the Chaos God. Your psyche gets messed up, big time. That's even more so for me, who was already warped enough to confuse reality with imagination - and, even make the rest of the universe believe that it was so.
But, enough about me. Let's talk about you. You seem to come from a very far away land. It's faint, but your presence is there - in a relatively primitive planet. No wonder, no one wanted to stay in, or conquer your region of the universe - there's nothing worth controlling there.
Your existence, much like your entire solar system, also seems to be pretty insignificant. Tell me, is your race capable of destroying your own world? Oh, you're already well along the way? Global Warming? Pollution? Overpopulation? Nuclear weapons? Wow... it's been many millenia since I'd last heard of such ancient concepts from someone who is actually living through it.
Still, good job getting that far. That means that your world is now, at least, worth considering as a possible place to install a World System. If I find the time, I'll try surveying it. You can just thank me, later.
Oh wait! What kind of person am I, not even offering my guest any hospitality. I'm ashamed.
Please, take a seat. What would you like? I have everything the multiverse has to offer, whatever it is you want - I can get.
Ah! After we talk, would you mind, if I asked you to do me a tiny favor? There's this girl, I want to keep tabs on. She's in one of the Worlds that I preside over, it's called Aiarthe. But, for some reason, I can't see her - not directly, at least.
All I need you to do, is check up on her from time to time. Whether you do it as a pure spectator or through someone else's eyes, is entirely up to you.
Really!? You would!? Wow! Thanks! You really did me, a huge solid there!
For agreeing so quickly, how about I get started on surveying that planet of yours, right now!?
You can help yourself, to anything in the fridge!
Well, see ya!
