Junkyard Magician

\"NAME?\"

\"Joe Faver\"

\"OCCUPATION?\"

\"Retired software developer, Full time proffessional gamer.\"

\"CAUSE OF DEATH?\"

\"Um... I dont know. I just suddenly got here.\"

\"NO RECOLLECTIONS? NO FLASHBACKS?\"

\"Not really.\"

\"OKAY. HAPPENS. LET\'S SEE... HIT BY A TRUCK. YEA, WE\'LL GO WITH THAT. LEAST PAPER WORK.\"

\"NOW, MOST IMPORTANT MATTER, DO YOU HAVE YOUR POTATO?\"