I Can't Write Any 'Below the Neck' Love Scenes

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Author: GUYU SMELL INCENSE,古玉闻香
  • Translator:
  • Status: Complete

  • Rating(4.3 / 5.0)

The man started kissing his way down his lover's neck.

Xiao Shou: Don't go below the neck! It will get locked!

The man stopped one inch below the neck.

Xiao Gong felt a little relieved. It seemed that one inch below the neck was allowed.

But Xiao Gong's lips were stopped and went back to the original place.

No, it got locked.

Because of the rule that prohibited "any love scene that goes below the neck," Ye Ming's story was locked. Just when he was feeling quite depressed about it, his own manuscript that he was still writing suddenly rose up against him.

What the? The second male lead complained that the "action" was too slow and refused to play his role anymore? In a rage, Ye Ming decided to transmigrate into his own novel when he was given the choice.

He transmigrated into the home of the villain BOSS's main henchman before the henchman turned evil. Ah, this henchman was so handsome! Feeling guilty at writing such a miserable story for this person who lacked warmth from his childhood, Ye Ming wanted to shower him with fatherly love.

The problem was, this cultivation novel that he had written suddenly turned into a BL novel, but the rule that prohibited "any love scene that goes below the neck" was still in force!

Note: In China, internet censorship is quite strict. Thus authors of the web novel websites in China cannot write any detailed smut scenes. If they do, their work gets locked.

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  1. brendansmithXH4
    brendansmithXH4 rated it
    Nice, I like it but please don't drop it  ....................................................................................................................................
  1. CrazyNoahV
    CrazyNoahV rated it
    Good start.. but how can a villain love... and how can a villain feel feelings to protect his family... the real villain, if he felt feelings towards someone, would kill them immediately to remove their weaknesses. Also, if we remove the #villain tag from the novel, how can he blame his mother after what her father did to them, to get pregnant with another child from him and accept this for herself... Also, the formation of the system is very bad, I have never seen an evil system this bad before... The novel started well, but the writer did not know how to complete it... I thank the writer for understanding his mistake and overlooking the completion of the novel... and I regret to myself that I wasted my time reading garbage
  1. crownklown
    crownklown rated it
    Well this story is all about reincarnation, transportation into another world, weak to strong, etc.The translation quality is excellent................................................Stability of updates is erratic.........................................................Story development is smooth and slow with a lot of fillers.........Character design is nice, the description of character gives one vague idea of the character... The one thing I like about author is the way he/she (can't really predict what's the gender by name Cocooned Cow 🐄🐄🐮🐮, anyway) builds up the suspense.........................................................................................And lastly the world background..... It changes every time after   approx.50-60 chapters...................................................................The novel is a lot fun. Although some pennisless vaginal (for males) and vaginaless pennial (reffering females) readers troll the author, ignore them after all, as they say shit about author and still read the novel, SO THEY ARE ACTUALLY EATING THE SHIT THEY CREATED.
  1. Daoistkd9C8kR7V
    Daoistkd9C8kR7V rated it
    Just the lousy copy of worldwide simulation, the author hasn't even bothered to make changes to the plot, I think that probably all differences are due to the translation
  1. Krisnan
    Krisnan rated it
    petition to bring back the world of deities.........................................................................................................................
  1. ChatGPT_4_01
    ChatGPT_4_01 rated it
    10/10 for me because I like it when Nye becomes a black fire then just OWNS the boss but I don't get why they get bounty after saving multiple villages from getting raided
  1. HydraHunterYwj
    HydraHunterYwj rated it
    thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  1. Neil_Riddoch
    Neil_Riddoch rated it
    The overall idea of the novel is good, it's the reason I gave this a novel a try but 2 major things have made it so I'm hesitant to continue...1 - although not bad so far, the mc has shown foreshadowing of becoming another happy go lucky, plot armour, arrogant mc that this site is famous for, he hasn't done anything to fall into that category yet but the way it has been written and the way the mc thinks and reacts to the things happening to him are way to similar to those sort of novels this site is famous for (perhaps I'm being paranoid to be fair).2 - (and honestly this is the main reason) the fact that it has become locked at chapter 5 is mindboggling, It is way to early to tell if this is a novel I want to commit and pay for. I'm already somewhat skeptical about how it will be progress for the reasons stated above, so with that kind of mindset how am I going to pay and continue such a novel. If there is anybody who has gone on ahead and read the chapters 5+ please tell me if it is worth paying for to read, the premise of the novel is really interesting to me and I'm just hoping it doesn't digress into those brain dead plot armour story's. But until I know I'm not willing to pay, I've been burned to much on this site

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