Him? Her? I am Two, But Two am I [HIATUS/DROPPED]

Long Hiatus/dropped

What a nice monday morning,

The birds are chirping

The Sun is Shining

Ronald Mcdonald is shredding my soul....

Something's wrong here.....

Oh!

Forgot my Monocole

And it seems I need Two now?

Fine Fine

I'll live as a maid

and her prince

AUTHOR NOTE : This is going to just be a hobby novel, And, My first real novel that I'm posting, so please be patient. If I'm not uploading it means I've been kidnapped by the CIA Lazy and have decided to not write anymore. The Genre's will be decided as time goes on.

Expect Adorableness, attempts at cool scenes, an Snarky Narrator [If I feel like retorting to myself?] and a possibly sheer full course of random!

[Warning: Novel may up up turning into a steaming pile of horrible steamed meat balls]

Do Not Expect

Characters dying for the sake of dying

Ex: Mc's Mom tripped on a rock and choked to death on her spit, causing a traumatic childhood.

Characters getting together, because they have the right body parts.

Ex: Heroine loved Main Character because of his sword and was nice ONCE, not the 'friend' who saved her life many times and the two of them just belong together, but that 'friend' does not have a sword of her own.

Be warned that there could be any Bi-Sexual, Homo-sexual, Hetero-Sexual relationship in my Fictions.

Be warned, Helicopter-kin Will most likely be offended

Anything

Ex: Nothing will make sense if you expect too much, But I would appreciate feedback, But I may be too lazy to change anything.

Boring Action Scenes

Ex: Main character blah blah blah [20 lines later] and finally punches slime A, Just no, This is fun not torture!

PS - Please suggest Tags, Thx [Because typing thanks takes too long] These tags will be updates as the story goes on. Oh, and please keep in mind I'm making the plot as I'm writing, though I may make polls so that the plot doesin't become steaming meat buns while they are not shaped properly, a dishonor to any family.

PSS - The tags will come true! all of them! maybe except for comedy though....