Accidental Heroics: A Guide to Surviving Fantasy Land

In a realm obsessed with the "Chosen One," Sam would rather nap than save the world. While others battle dragons, he excels at ducking fights and inadvertently sending enemies tumbling off cliffs, insisting, "I didn’t save you; I was just trying to avoid getting killed." As gods throw increasingly ridiculous bribes his way, Sam finds himself embroiled in a mountain of paperwork and an army of overworked minions instead of epic battles. His powers show up at the most inconvenient moments, like teleporting mid-nap or summoning weapons he can’t even lift. In this hilariously twisted take on the hero's journey, Sam's refusal to conform might just lead to unexpected—and absurd—consequences.