Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags Chapter 49 Discussion

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MC creates hilarious intelligent schemes, please read this novel. She once visited a cave and terrified a half-human half-scorpion monster by playing peek-a-boo with it. She also cooked the enemy's carrier pigeon and fed it to the spy in her team, the spy's reaction had me rolling. I'm dying here LMAOO

This is a story without using misunderstandings to lengthen the plot. Whatever misunderstandings occur are solved within 2-4 sentences following the action. It's the kind of misunderstanding that is solved by: 'MC believes she tricked the character' and 'the character realized MC's good heart and believes MC is acting shy and wants to hide the truth. So the character decides to act tricked for MC.' Which I think is hilarious and a perfect way to solve the misunderstanding. MC is not a bad person, the character she needs to act out is a bad person. So I like when the characters in the story see MC's good heart and just take her for a tsundere whenever she acts out.

I really enjoy this novel. It is witty, hilarious, it's my kind of comedy. I'll leave 2 hilarious cut scenes below. First is Lin Xun's dark history XDDD. The second is the Pimp boss NingNing XD, the whole scene is much funnier when read with the novel. Keep in mind, I am only grabbing and cutting a scene, this is not it's full glory.

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Background: Xuanxu Sword Sect chose a few disciples to enter the secret realm. Many sects gathered at a banquet to eat and rest before entering the secret realm the day after. Characters involved: NingNing- MC. Xu Yan (it's either Xu Yan, Xu Ye, or Xu Yi I'm not sure) - a disciple from an opposing sect spying on other sect's disciples. Lin Xun- a shy disciple of the Xuanxu Sword Sect.

I saw that the window of the room opened slightly, and from a small gap, he saw the silhouette of a man.

There is a pair of dragon horns in that life, with beautiful and gentle eyebrows, and he whispers to someone in front of him, speaking in a shy tone: "Girl, my name is Lin Xun, a disciple of the Xuanxu Sword Sect. Who is the girl's name?"

No one responded to him.

But he seemed to have answered, lowered his head and smiled with a blushing face: "Really? It sounds good. What is the girl doing here?"

Then there was a long silence.

It happened that the dragon clan named Lin Xun actually made the appearance of listening carefully, and nodded in agreement from time to time.

Xu Yan was puzzled, and changed his direction, just to see the appearance of the person opposite him.

At this look, the scalp exploded directly.

He, he, he–

It is not a person that he is talking to, but a scarecrow that is simply painted with human facial features!

This is too scary! Why would anyone speak to a scarecrow and still speak back and forth! Is this Daoist in a bad spirit? Is it really okay to participate in the Secret Realm like this!

However, this is not over yet.

Lin Xun in the room frowned, "No... this won't work."

Xu Yan wouldn't know that this scarecrow was just a tool Ning Ning specially prepared to let her junior and younger brothers practice conversation.

I don't even know that Lin Xun at this time just felt that speaking to the air was too untrue, and he couldn't exercise it. In order to be more effective, he decided to imitate the opponent's actions.

The only thing he knew was that the mentally abnormal Dragon Clan scored twice and then said the nightmare line: "Girl, my name is Lin Xun, a disciple of the Xuanxu Sword School. Who is the girl's name? "

Then Xu Yan saw him with his own eyes and paused and turned around.

Then he smiled shyly and whispered softly: "The s*ave's name calls Xiaohua, I wonder if the son is here, what is the purpose?"

The scene is weird beyond imagination.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes and almost vomited.

He heard cold laughter coming from the room.

Lin Xun's face was distorted, before he had time to change his expression, he slanted his nose and smirked, "I'm here to eliminate demons."

Xu Yan: Grass.

Xu Yan: Hastily! ! !

This person's condition is getting worse and worse! I have already started speaking to myself! Brother, please be normal, he is just a child, he is really scared!

What are you doing! What are you doing!

There is no evil spirit in the room, and the only explanation is that there is a problem with this person's brain.

Xu Yan was frightened and ran away in a hurry, and hurried to the other room.

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Spoiler

Background: Tian Xianzi, MC's Master, told 3 of his disciples to enter the Buddha Pagoda to test their current skills (a place for disciples of the Xuanxu Sword Sect to practice. The tower has a hundred floors, and each floor has an illusion. The place chosen was the fortieth floor, visiting the Star Cultivation Pavilion at night). Characters involved: NingNing- MC. I AM CUTTING SOME OF THE SCENE TO PREVENT TOO BIG OF A SPOILER.

Beside him was the faint fragrance of powder, the dark fragrance and shadow surrounded by the flames of the lantern, and the enchanting posture of the women.

The Star Tower is a flower house.

Tian Xianzi would really pick a place.

Although the three of them entered the illusion at the same time, they were not together after entering the illusion. Before Ningning could respond, she heard a clamor.

"b*tch! If I don't just touch you, I will pretend to be high-minded!"

"Sorry, my lord, she just came here not long ago and doesn't understand the rules—you! Come and apologize!"

Ah, what an old-fashioned plot, like the renaissance of romance novels twenty years ago.

She knew the plot well, turned around leisurely, and happened to meet a pair of pear blossoms with rainy eyes.

The young man in the yellow robe kept cursing with cross-brows and cold eyes. The girl in the white skirt hid her face and wept. She stubbornly turned her head to the other side. When she hit Ning Ning's gaze, her eyes moved slightly.

Ning Ning turned around blankly and looked away.

The star tower, the heroes save the beauty, are all such old-fashioned bridges, and the group of monsters actually came to play the big show.

——This is the game set by the boss behind the scenes.

The girl who is being bullied is fake, and the man who is arrogant and domineering is also fake.

The Star Reaching Pavilion seems to be a plain, smoky willow field, but the women here are actually all demons, bound by the lady bones behind the scenes. In their eyes, the benefactor is nothing but hot food.

Seeing that she deliberately kept her eyes away, the girl squeezed her throat and said aggrieved: "Miss, help me!"

Ningning glanced at her lightly.

I heard that the flesh and blood of the righteous people are always exceptionally delicious and sweet.

That being the case... It's better to be a bad guy.

"Ling Bo is a singer girl who does not sell herself to be an artist, if she is caught by that young man... "

The girl said, hiding her face and weeping: "Miss does not like Ling Bo's humble background and is unwilling to help?"

Ningning did not hesitate: "Yes."

The opponent's face twitched severely.

Sorry, the vicious female partner has no morality and will not be kidnapped by morality.

The expressions of the few people present froze at the same time.

Something is wrong, this girl is exuding a sword aura, she should be a disciple of Xianmen Kendo, how could this be...

Such an improper person?

What surprised them even more was yet to come.

The girl in the purple skirt with a sword around her waist (edit: it's Ningning) smiled slightly, and she took a woman's waist beside her: "I want this."

After that, she looked around, pointed the country with satisfaction, and actually pulled the woman next to the yellow-robed man: "This sister is also good."

"Little, miss, " the woman said tentatively, "I have followed the son over there tonight... "

"What's this!"

Ningning immediately took the conversation, with a tone of deja vu: "If I don't just touch you, I will pretend to be high-minded."

The woman looked at the man in the yellow robe with tears in her eyes: "My son, help me!"

The yellow-robed man was filled with righteous indignation: "You shameful villain! Actually forced—"

Half of the words were stunned.

Pooh! He filled a ghost with righteous indignation! He is the villain, isn't he! And the little girl in front of me was his lines directly embezzled!

There is such a cheeky person in the world!

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I had to use a different site for the novel translation. The one linked to novelupdates is missing a lot of the story. In fact, chapter 12 from Fans Translations was chapter 4 from the site I found. Not only that, I needed to re-read the novel because chunks of information were left out. I really dislike reading a cut version, not only broken into the translator's own idea of chapters, but also cut up and missing paragraphs. Haaah, I am finding more and more translations linked to this site that are lacking parts of the original novel.

Everyone. Make sure you try to search the novel on google before believing you are reading the full novel.
 
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