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If you were ever scolded in school for going around in metaphorical circles and never actually conveying more than the same thing for three solid pages and didn't understand why that was a bad thing, this is the novel for you. It meanders and revisits and can't quite but perhaps ah then maybe... you get the point. It's verbose and just packed with so many extranious words, a stream of conciousness word vomit that demonstrates why even when ypu're the author, you might need an editor. There are parts that also just... fail to make coherent sense but I can't quite be bothered to write it out so just imagine a random inconsistency and it's probably featured.