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This is bad. This is irredeemably bad. This is awful. But this is terrible in the kind of way that makes you want to turn off your brain and keep reading. This is unapologetic tr*sh junk food of the worst kind, like reheated leftover McDonalds cheeseburgers topped with cheese whiz and bacon bits, with a cola float made with flat diet cola from the dollar store to drink with it. This is like the awful crimes against food you eat hung-over after a long night of tequila shots and jaegerbombs. This is not good for you to read. This is not something you read because you like it. You read this because life is painful, you aren't in the mood to actually think about anything, and you can't be bothered to find something actually good to read. You don't know how you ended up taped to the wall of the women's restroom in the local Denny's, you don't know where your pants are, you don't want to think about why there's a shaved cat tied to your wrist with gas-station lanyards, and the cops are here to take you to the drunk tank and will be interrogating you in the morning.