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Both sides of the “couple” are prideful and strong individuals who constantly try and one-up the other in a sequence that keeps progressing their relationship. It’s like their married life is a game of chicken that they both keep losing.Spoiler
I hate you so much that I came down to this dungeon to torment you.
Well I hate you so much that I imp**gnated you with our daughters.
I hate you so much that I saved your life so you were only in a coma and now you have to raise our children (and have your dignity violated by sleeping with a dragon again).
I hate you so much that I violate your dignity by you sleeping with a human.
We hate each other so much that we kiss each other and go on dates along with sleeping in the same rooms (making up for these skipped steps when they went straight to having kids).
[collapse]They are a bit of a mess and it is amusing to watch.