Your favourite punch line

  • Thread starter Krackers
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  • #1
I just read a mildly good one.

" A cockroach can survive a nuclear holocaust,
But can't survive a slap from a newspaper"

I don't think I've still met my most favourite XD

So I want to you guys to hook me up with one  
 
  • #2
https://www.crunchyroll.com/punch-line 
 
  • #3
the poor become poorer, the rich become richer.... 
 
  • #4
I don't drink, but I can imagine the best punch line is a short one. 
 
  • #5
Best punchline is a straight one, either a jab from a boxing guard for speed, or a chokuzuki from the hip for power 
 
  • #6
Hasta la vista, baby.
Things that make you happiest are either immoral, illegal or fatten you up. 
 
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