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I just finished this comedy/drama Xianxia BL novel and wanted to share the love here!
I'm actually considering translating at least a few chapters just because it's so much fun.
想飞升就谈恋爱 by 龙柒
The author's own summary:
Shen Qingxian is the Lian Hua [Floral Ripple] Honored Lord, only lacking ascending to the heavens.
Gu Jianshen is the Jiu Yuan [Nine Abysses] Demonic Emperor, only lacking destroying the three worlds.
Everyone believed that a meeting between Shen Qingxian and Gu Jianshen must result in a war spanning the three worlds, the two of them dueling to the death.
Until Shen Qingxian went through a hundred years of closed-door cultivation, and spied upon heaven’s mysteries.
Words of heaven’s mysteries: For ten thousand years, no one in the cultivation world has ascended to the heavens. This is because the Heavenly Staircase has long since collapsed. The only way to set this right is to follow the directions of this jade strip.
Jade Strip Writing: First, meet with Gu Jianshen. Second, drink and get drunk together with Gu Jianshen……. Thirteenth, pass a ‘spring night’ [cough cough the exact night you're thinking of] together with Gu Jianshen…….
Shen Qingxian:“……”
My interpretation of the overall premise is: What would happen if the two grandest existences in the cultivation world had to act out a fake relationship? The result is a story full of uneasy tension and relaxing warmth, absurd humor and tear-jerking drama, lost memories and new reincarnations, and above all… both ephemeral and eternal love.
MC is the number 1 cultivator of the righteous Path of the Heavens, and the classic "snow-white ascetic pure beauty". He starts out as rather ruthless, whose only remaining goal in life is to ascend to the heavens. Hilariously enough, he has one major "flaw": he loves shiny gold and red things wayyyyy too much, and has to keep this hobby a secret lol. He's also super sarcastic and sassy.
ML is the number 1 cultivator of the demonic Path of the Heart, complete with red hair, red eyes, and a talented yet dangerous constitution. He's honestly such a huge sweetheart!! But he does secretly struggle with immense insecurity/jealousy/inferiority thanks to a really tragic past (partially thanks to his unique constitution). And yes, his tastes are the exact opposite of MC's--he loves the snow-white pure aesthetic lol.
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Mostly Spoiler-Free Summary: The extremely OP and >10,000 year old MC and ML both receive jade strips instructing them how to ascend to the heavens. These jade slips are classic fake relationship instructions: stuff like "Get drunk together" "Live together" "Go on a date together" "Trust each other" which then get progressively more, uh, vulgar lol.
Initially, the most difficult obstacle is MC's ruthlessness and unwillingness to trust ML. MC practices a cultivation skill called something like Sealed Heart Secret Technique, which means he has a really hard time understanding/expressing affection. (In contrast, ML falls in love at first sight lol)
Then MC and ML run into another obstacle: the jade strips give them instructions they can't fulfill in their own bodies. They therefore "reincarnate" into the mortal world to fulfill those conditions. This is where it kind of becomes like a Quick Transmigration novel, with mini-arcs for each "incarnation". Some of these arcs are fun because out of MC and ML, one of them will retain their memories while the other loses their memories (in order to fulfill the instructions of the jade strips).
Thanks to some other instructions from the jade strips, MC and ML also discover that they actually met earlier in their lives. They fell in love back then too, but circumstances forced them apart and erased their memories. (One of these prior meetings was the exact reason why MC ended up practicing Sealed Heart Secret Technique... yep you can imagine the tragedy.)
Overall, it's a really long journey of falling in love, losing that love, and triumphantly reclaiming that love once again. MC and ML honestly complement each other so well, and when they warm up to each other they are so much fun together.
And I might as well put the BL poke list here, credit to @alexfilia:
Spoiler@scriptor @winter-t @LaDyViL @Sakhyu @cici @SnowTime @MoMoePom @SummerX
@kiara8 @readerz @krrizis @Kittsune @Shem @Toyo @Hotato @Novel otaku desu @Matsurika @kly @sinyueliang @ludagad @Luen @DarkBlue @Yuslia @clear @dustmite @smr85 @lalalyly @iampsyx @HesheFell @Kailyria20 @Shizun @Misaki Yata @Haigi @XD @xiin @PKitty @insteadofdeath @Victuuri @ShenHua @Corensi @vsukio @-kiai- @Kleep @ChuChi @Cohran @azure_sea @mereumsama @Hatchy @jadelin @Neelambori @Ami @Shizuka15 @NerdExpress @Popipopipoi @kumquatsjingleheimer @Nokiyoh @K-ralara @MikotoP @purple_mangosteen @Taida07 @Matthew9999 @Hasr11 @Rilise
@missycin @Skyelyne @blaze27 @dontwanttotell @Miri-Bell @Ezralva @DJdragone @leva @CrazedCookies @Leir @Selax @Regalia1896 @Shiina @Shizuka Mikki @Nokita @maya_sov @Land of The Fallen @leedalys @pcheshire @Loriel @byebye @Vi.M @Raneday @LavenderBlizzard @psychobee @theragingpanda @Ease @LiYao @SmilePlease @li.king24 4 @Zhen_Qing
@ferrelrose @cheerydandan @Raizendeville @aNonYm0U5 @Rabbitanairy @foxymirage @LiYao @Boinkers @Khysylia @UpInTheAir @Food food @Ashie @Lisstr @blues86 @rainbowturtle @GD2318 @ahsudole @imsodone @Wildelily @Dayong9909 @Haruka1409 @WagKalimutan @GinDole @Tintl @veihakase @DeanRae @haweii @Sasakira @etern @MidnightKaito @michoux @jyuuxvii @xilainia @Fieyy-Qa @JadeBunny @Levanta @Storymonster @Ash Astin @solomaize @Ninjagal @EveningWind @Silver_Moon789 @Yukki576 @Juria @Lunnear @KazeYuki @waraa @misminor @Shigure Hakuya @LoneSoul @Grandia @YukiShiiro @ThePinkHotPot @curryninja @lifeisbittersweet @Shionismad @KuroBaraHime @shouahang58 @XiaoPingGuo @bitterblackrabbit @Ryss @Moocakey @324722 @AaronKing @Cian-Chan
I'm actually considering translating at least a few chapters just because it's so much fun.
想飞升就谈恋爱 by 龙柒
The author's own summary:
Shen Qingxian is the Lian Hua [Floral Ripple] Honored Lord, only lacking ascending to the heavens.
Gu Jianshen is the Jiu Yuan [Nine Abysses] Demonic Emperor, only lacking destroying the three worlds.
Everyone believed that a meeting between Shen Qingxian and Gu Jianshen must result in a war spanning the three worlds, the two of them dueling to the death.
Until Shen Qingxian went through a hundred years of closed-door cultivation, and spied upon heaven’s mysteries.
Words of heaven’s mysteries: For ten thousand years, no one in the cultivation world has ascended to the heavens. This is because the Heavenly Staircase has long since collapsed. The only way to set this right is to follow the directions of this jade strip.
Jade Strip Writing: First, meet with Gu Jianshen. Second, drink and get drunk together with Gu Jianshen……. Thirteenth, pass a ‘spring night’ [cough cough the exact night you're thinking of] together with Gu Jianshen…….
Shen Qingxian:“……”
My interpretation of the overall premise is: What would happen if the two grandest existences in the cultivation world had to act out a fake relationship? The result is a story full of uneasy tension and relaxing warmth, absurd humor and tear-jerking drama, lost memories and new reincarnations, and above all… both ephemeral and eternal love.
MC is the number 1 cultivator of the righteous Path of the Heavens, and the classic "snow-white ascetic pure beauty". He starts out as rather ruthless, whose only remaining goal in life is to ascend to the heavens. Hilariously enough, he has one major "flaw": he loves shiny gold and red things wayyyyy too much, and has to keep this hobby a secret lol. He's also super sarcastic and sassy.
ML is the number 1 cultivator of the demonic Path of the Heart, complete with red hair, red eyes, and a talented yet dangerous constitution. He's honestly such a huge sweetheart!! But he does secretly struggle with immense insecurity/jealousy/inferiority thanks to a really tragic past (partially thanks to his unique constitution). And yes, his tastes are the exact opposite of MC's--he loves the snow-white pure aesthetic lol.
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Mostly Spoiler-Free Summary: The extremely OP and >10,000 year old MC and ML both receive jade strips instructing them how to ascend to the heavens. These jade slips are classic fake relationship instructions: stuff like "Get drunk together" "Live together" "Go on a date together" "Trust each other" which then get progressively more, uh, vulgar lol.
Initially, the most difficult obstacle is MC's ruthlessness and unwillingness to trust ML. MC practices a cultivation skill called something like Sealed Heart Secret Technique, which means he has a really hard time understanding/expressing affection. (In contrast, ML falls in love at first sight lol)
Then MC and ML run into another obstacle: the jade strips give them instructions they can't fulfill in their own bodies. They therefore "reincarnate" into the mortal world to fulfill those conditions. This is where it kind of becomes like a Quick Transmigration novel, with mini-arcs for each "incarnation". Some of these arcs are fun because out of MC and ML, one of them will retain their memories while the other loses their memories (in order to fulfill the instructions of the jade strips).
Thanks to some other instructions from the jade strips, MC and ML also discover that they actually met earlier in their lives. They fell in love back then too, but circumstances forced them apart and erased their memories. (One of these prior meetings was the exact reason why MC ended up practicing Sealed Heart Secret Technique... yep you can imagine the tragedy.)
Overall, it's a really long journey of falling in love, losing that love, and triumphantly reclaiming that love once again. MC and ML honestly complement each other so well, and when they warm up to each other they are so much fun together.
And I might as well put the BL poke list here, credit to @alexfilia:
Spoiler@scriptor @winter-t @LaDyViL @Sakhyu @cici @SnowTime @MoMoePom @SummerX
@kiara8 @readerz @krrizis @Kittsune @Shem @Toyo @Hotato @Novel otaku desu @Matsurika @kly @sinyueliang @ludagad @Luen @DarkBlue @Yuslia @clear @dustmite @smr85 @lalalyly @iampsyx @HesheFell @Kailyria20 @Shizun @Misaki Yata @Haigi @XD @xiin @PKitty @insteadofdeath @Victuuri @ShenHua @Corensi @vsukio @-kiai- @Kleep @ChuChi @Cohran @azure_sea @mereumsama @Hatchy @jadelin @Neelambori @Ami @Shizuka15 @NerdExpress @Popipopipoi @kumquatsjingleheimer @Nokiyoh @K-ralara @MikotoP @purple_mangosteen @Taida07 @Matthew9999 @Hasr11 @Rilise
@missycin @Skyelyne @blaze27 @dontwanttotell @Miri-Bell @Ezralva @DJdragone @leva @CrazedCookies @Leir @Selax @Regalia1896 @Shiina @Shizuka Mikki @Nokita @maya_sov @Land of The Fallen @leedalys @pcheshire @Loriel @byebye @Vi.M @Raneday @LavenderBlizzard @psychobee @theragingpanda @Ease @LiYao @SmilePlease @li.king24 4 @Zhen_Qing
@ferrelrose @cheerydandan @Raizendeville @aNonYm0U5 @Rabbitanairy @foxymirage @LiYao @Boinkers @Khysylia @UpInTheAir @Food food @Ashie @Lisstr @blues86 @rainbowturtle @GD2318 @ahsudole @imsodone @Wildelily @Dayong9909 @Haruka1409 @WagKalimutan @GinDole @Tintl @veihakase @DeanRae @haweii @Sasakira @etern @MidnightKaito @michoux @jyuuxvii @xilainia @Fieyy-Qa @JadeBunny @Levanta @Storymonster @Ash Astin @solomaize @Ninjagal @EveningWind @Silver_Moon789 @Yukki576 @Juria @Lunnear @KazeYuki @waraa @misminor @Shigure Hakuya @LoneSoul @Grandia @YukiShiiro @ThePinkHotPot @curryninja @lifeisbittersweet @Shionismad @KuroBaraHime @shouahang58 @XiaoPingGuo @bitterblackrabbit @Ryss @Moocakey @324722 @AaronKing @Cian-Chan