Yulang Always Thinks I Have a Crush on Him

  • Genre: Other
  • Author: 核桃貓
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  • Status: Ongoing

  • Rating(4.3 / 5.0)

Both main characters are virgins. A beautiful and scheming woman of questionable integrity VS a self-deluding, ‘unreachable flower’ noble young master.

“Survive in a brothel” or “scam your way into having a rich dad,” please choose your transmigration starting point—

Shen Yiyi: Fine, fine, fine. So that’s how we’re playing it, huh?

Capital Express: From a pitiful ‘three-no’ transmigrator to the marquis’s daughter who carries her entire family to success, what is your secret?

Shen Yiyi humbly replies: Some rely on looks, some on acting skills, some on scheming, and some are kings of competition. I’m just good at choosing “all of the above”!

Capital Express: It is well known that Xie Yulang is the pinnacle of every young woman’s dream in Da Yong, yet you made your entire family study his works. How effective was this unique method of pursuit?

Shen Yiyi, who was just forcing her family to study law to avoid being scammed: Huh???

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The Suning Marquis Estate is left without an heir, and the entire clan launches a “Shen Family’s Finest Son” talent competition to seize this immense fortune.

Just after acknowledging a convenient father, Shen Yiyi is forced into a “fraternal twin combo” with her foolish “brother” to participate in the “auditions.”

To avoid being kicked out, she can only become the ultimate behind-the-scenes operator: “making opponents gain weight (not),” “crafting a public persona,” “mock interviews,” “extracurricular tutoring”… Unexpectedly, she blazes a trail of success, leading her entire family to a comeback and securing their place in the Suning Marquis Estate.

However, being challenged by established aristocratic families is a daily occurrence, and the old emperor is constantly playing “Eliminate the Elite.” Life as a noble is full of pitfalls. On the verge of tears, Shen Yiyi can only drag her nouveau riche family along for a crash course in aristocracy:

The masters must take the “Execution Observation Education at the Vegetable Market at High Noon” and the “Court Slang Crash Course,” while the servants drill the one hundred and eight rules of the “Emergency Handbook” she wrote, preparing them for all sorts of household schemes like staged falls, drownings, poisonings, and venomous insects.

She herself becomes the ultimate competitor in Da Yong, stacking up buffs as a math genius, a young poetry immortal, and a child prodigy of calligraphy and painting. Suitors flock to her, and one ‘unreachable flower’ even entangles himself with her…

Male Lead: That’s right. Although Yiyi was the one who secretly admired me first, we are now mutually in love!

Shen Yiyi: This handsome guy is very reliable. He should be a very low-maintenance roommate in the future.

Male Lead: ???

Content Warning: A lighthearted, plot-driven story with a large cast of characters and a modern writing style. The male lead is very reserved and will likely take a quarter of the novel to make his appearance~~

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