Synopsis
Ye Chuchu transmigrated into a book with a hell-ish start, about to be drowned in a well by her stepmother, when she bound with the Gossip System, Zhazha.
“Ah? The spicy duck my stepmother ate was licked all over by the old maidservant?” Ye Chuchu asked.
“That’s right, that’s right! She ate it with absolute joy,” Zhazha replied.
“Hehe, arrange a dozen of such maidservants for her,” Ye Chuchu said.
“What? The maids in my stepmother’s courtyard are all male escorts dressed in women’s clothing? My scumbag father’s head is a vast green pasture of cuckoldry?” Ye Chuchu asked.
“That’s right, that’s right! The mother and daughter are having the time of their lives,” Zhazha replied.
“This young lady actually transmigrated into a book? Everyone is just cannon fodder for the maid Lu Nanqing?” Ye Chuchu asked.
“That’s right, that’s right, Little Chuchu. Your whole family dies a miserable death,” Zhazha replied.
“Fine, looks like I can only take down the female lead,” Ye Chuchu said.
“Little Chuchu, the Second Prince is impotent, and he will die in an assassination three months from now,” Zhazha said.
“Wow, rich, powerful, handsome, and dies early—he’s exactly my type,” Ye Chuchu said.
The Second Prince, who was supposed to die early: “…” There is absolutely no need to be that happy!
“How strange. Why is it that everywhere I go, people are greeting me? This young lady’s face is stiff from smiling,” Ye Chuchu said.
“Little Chuchu assisted the Second Prince in solving so many cases. It’s normal to be highly popular,” Zhazha replied.
“Ah? But I didn’t do anything, I’m just a sidekick,” Ye Chuchu said.
The crowd: “No, no, no, you did plenty! Every time you went straight for the vitals, it was absolutely brilliant…”
“Zhazha, didn’t you say the Second Prince would die early? Why is he still alive and kicking right now?” Ye Chuchu asked.
“I don’t know! Did he bribe the King of Hell?” Zhazha replied.
Ye Chuchu: “…”
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