My Non-existent System

Are you sick of normal system novels that are all fantasy and all that? Well, that\'s not what this novel is!

17 year old Hyun Ferrari is an ugly, fat, tall, pizza-loving nerd boy that reads manga and webnovels and watches anime. He\'s always wanted to be handsome so he could attract the ladies, but he never thought it was gonna happen since he\'s lazy and 50 pounds overweight. He has a lot of friends though, but he gets bullied a lot since none of his friends can fight, nor he can either, except his one girl friend Jugyeong Keum, who\'s in the Taekwondo team at school.

But one day, out of nowhere, Hyun sees a screen pop up and it says {System Start}. He thought it was like those novels that have those screens pop up and tell you to do tasks for immediate rewards like \"your punches are stronger\", or \"your ugly black eyes are now green like your father\'s.\"

Though he thinks he\'s getting buffs and all that, in all actuality, he\'s hallucinating, he\'s having delusions, his brain is telling him to do what he\'s been telling himself to do for 4 years. Work out, gain self-esteem, ask out a girl, take care of your skin, and QUIT EATING PIZZA! But since he\'s been ignoring it, his slightly psychotic mind decided that it had to go to desperate measures to make it happen...

WARNING! THIS BOOK IS LIKE 80% DIALOGUE IF YOU HATE THAT THEN SORRY XDDDDDDD!