Good news: I transmigrated.
Bad news: I start the game with an immediate execution sentence, plus a whole group of female relatives crying their eyes out.
Even worse news: the original owner of this body was a coward who disguised herself as a man—and was literally scared to death.
I, Shen Qingzhu, a master of stockpiling supplies, feel deeply insulted.
So…
When Grandmother tried to beat my mother to death, I chopped off the corner of the table with a single strike.
“Family harmony brings prosperity. Everyone calm down.”
The whole family: (horrified) “Weren’t you supposed to be too weak to even truss a chicken?!”
When my scumbag brother-in-law tried to hit my sister, I kicked him so hard he curled up like a shrimp.
“Protecting pregnant women is everyone’s responsibility.”
My sister: (stunned) “Brother… weren’t you the one most afraid of fighting?!”
When the whole family was worrying about how to escape with their lives, I pulled something out of my spatial storage…
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