[Salty & Horny Couch Potato X Gloomy, Twisted Tyrant]
Su Panyue was a spy sent to seduce the new Emperor of Qi.
But no one told her before she arrived that the emperor was a tyrant who avoided women.
Rumors said he was vicious and cruel,feasting on blood and flesh daily.
Su Panyue found the rumors hard to believe and boldly dared to climb into the imperial bed.
Then she died.
When she opened her eyes again,she had been reborn, back to the year she first arrived in Great Qi.
In this life,she decided to be content with lying low in the palace as a couch potato; staying alive was enough.
Unexpectedly,the tyrant she tried so hard to avoid in this life kept approaching her again and again, and the look in his eyes when he watched her grew increasingly strange.
She decisively chose to flee,but was quickly caught and brought back.
And then she discovered this tyrant had gone even madder.
Not only did he build a palace to imprison her,but he also spouted nonsense all day long:
“You said you wanted me to be your man.Now I give you myself and this entire kingdom. Are you satisfied?”
Su Panyue stretched lazily on the luxurious dragon bed:”Let’s talk after I wake up.”
The lofty,supreme emperor crouched beside her bed, whispering softly:
“Whether it’s nightmares or…romantic dreams, it’s my face in them, right?”
Male Lead’s POV
Xie Lanzhou encountered a maid with astonishing audacity and lust,and he found he could actually hear her inner thoughts:
[No one said he was this good-looking! What a waste being emperor, he’d be perfect as my man.]
Xie Lanzhou narrowed his eyes slightly. From then on, he gained a lot of entertainment.
While he was reviewing memorials:
[Wow, a focused man is the hottest. I want to press him down on the desk and do this and that to him.]
While he was feigning sleep to rest:
[This damned emperor has a pretty nice figure. Show me a little lower…]
While he was killing someone in a rage:
[Is this ‘a fury to overthrow kingdoms for a beauty’? Am I about to become a demon consort who topples the state?]
Xie Lanzhou: She’s desperately in love with me. I shall grant her wish.
But the day after she was made his noble consort,he heard her thoughts:
[I didn’t say I wanted to be a Noble Consort! What should I do if that old man from Lu State asks me for intelligence?]
Xie Lanzhou was silent for a long moment,then picked up his brush and wrote a declaration of war.
How could his Noble Consort possibly be a spy?Lu State, you say? Then we’ll just destroy it.
But then she tried to run.
Xie Lanzhou clenched his hands so hard his fingertips turned white,yet a smile touched his lips:
“No matter.She probably forgot that every inch of land under heaven belongs to the monarch. I will always find her.”
Short Scene:
Su Panyue,after her spy identity is exposed: Your Majesty, let me explain!
Xie Lanzhou:No need to explain. I’ve heard everything you’ve been thinking.
Su Panyue:What? You can hear my inner voice?? You explain yourself!
Reading Guide:
1. 1V1, both pure (double cleanliness), male lead has no harem and is chaste.
2. The male lead can only hear the female lead’s inner voice (starting from Chapter 2).
3. In her previous life, the female lead was not killed by the male lead; they hold no grudges against each other.
4. Set in a fictional dynasty; a lighthearted, sweet story.
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