Revenge of the Cannon Fodder

Xiuran: \"You\'re telling me... I have to complete these insane tasks before I can go home?\"

System: \"For the nth time... Yes.\"

Xiuran: \"And if I refuse?\"

System: \"Annihilation.\"

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One day, Xiuran woke up and found himself surrounded by lecherous bandits.

Struggling to get away, a voice in his mind called \'System\' told him to go right. He went right, then suddenly fell off a cliff, directly into the arms of a cold-blooded general.

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Male Lead: \"Wife-\"

Xiuran: \"Wife, my ass!\"

Male Lead: \"Come, it\'s cold.\" - pats bed gently - \"Time to make babies.\"

Xiuran: \"...\"

System: \"...\"