Little zombie Cen Miao transmigrated into a human body—and the moment he opened his eyes, he found himself at a blind date.
“Marry me. After marriage, we’ll only maintain a nominal relationship. We’ll divorce after a year, and I’ll give you financial compensation.”
While just being immersed in human food, he had no idea what the human across from him was saying (chew chew chew), but he remember his caretaker-dad had once told him: if you don’t understand, just nod first.
After marriage, in order not to expose himself, Cen Miao binge-studied short videos.
What he wanted to search:
“How can a little zombie disguise himself as a human wife without being discovered?”
What the algorithm recommended:
“How to make a man unable to resist you.”
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Qin Zelin originally thought this was just a contract marriage to deal with his family, but he gradually realized that his little wife seemed to truly love him. He was teased until his heart trembled and lost control, and finally, on a dark and windy night… he pressed the other down beneath him.
Cen Miao: “? The short videos didn’t teach that marriage involves this.”
Qin Zelin: “…You didn’t pay. This is premium content.”
The next morning, Cen Miao clutched his waist and stammered, “D-do we have to do this every day from now on?”
Qin Zelin replied without changing expression or skipping a beat: “…Mm.”
Finally, when the one-year term ended, Cen Miao—who had now learned what a contract marriage meant—proposed a divorce.
Qin Zelin: “? I’m not divorcing! I gave you my first time! You have to take responsibility for me!”
That night, the computer he usually only used for work gained a few new search records:
【How to win back your wife’s heart】
【Is seduction effective】
【Is a man’s pride important】
