I Slept With Xiao Wu...!

Inexplicably sent to the Douluo Continent, inexplicably joining Shrek Academy, and inexplicably leaving a token of love with Xiao Wu—everything happened so mysteriously. Chen Xuan was very frustrated. It wasn't just that he had transmigrated, but the timing was neither too early nor too late, coinciding with the time of the Continental Elite Soul Master Tournament. Intercept opportunities? Seize fate? Snatch the immortal herbs? Build connections? Join the Spirit Hall? It seems to be too late now. The world says, that the Seven Shrek Monsters have utmost integrity, are upright in character, are humble, kind, and easy to get along with. But is it really so? People say: join Shrek and it's a lifelong glory. People say: under the guidance of Great Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang, that's the most glorious honor. But is that really so? However, when that day arrived, would it matter? Spirit Hall, Clear Sky Clan, Heaven Dou Empire, Shrek Academy, Tang San, Tang Hao, and many others—all of them finally became his opponents, making him the enemy of all major powers. Disclaimer: I own nothing.