Albus squinted at the both of them-- uhhh, they totally knew what this was about. So embarrassing. Albus wanted to crawl into a hole. From the outside he was sure he looked like some… desperate repressed unicorn falling for the first beauty he saw. The repressed part might even be true and that embarrassed him even further. Unicorns weren't supposed to sleep around, they married and had a family and that was it. Bicorns were the ones sleeping with everyone and everything, hence why depraved dark dryads took them as familiars in ancient times.
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