Birthday: June 2 (Zan SZS. 9 Episode)
An undocumented immigrant of unspecified nationality, she is nicknamed "Mataro" by Kafuka but goes by "Maria" most of the time. She acquired a male student's birth certificate and attends school under his name. Fascinated by "Japan's abundance," Maria collects food and discarded items from the ground or garbage bins. Despite her erratic behavior and peculiar dislike for panties and shoes, her disheveled look and illegal status, paired with a cheerful smile, often lead people to give her things.
The name "Sekiutsu Tarō" originates from seki-uttarō, which translates to "You sold your own register, didn't you?" or "I'll sell you my register." Thanks to their optimistic outlooks, Kafuka and Maria get along splendidly. Though legally considered a boy due to the purchased birth certificate, Maria is actually female.

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Fuura Kafuka
Main
A somewhat strange and exceedingly optimistic student who always sees everything in the single most positive light possible: the polar opposite of Nozomu, who sees only the dark side of things and is constantly in despair. She often has bizarre, childishl...
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Itoshiki Nozomu
Main
Birthday: November 4The main character, a high school teacher and the youngest son of the Itoshiki family. He always wears a hakama and kimono abroad, preferring flippant casual western clothing in his hometown. When his name is written horizontally it re...
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Aoyama
Supporting
Birthday: 11 October (Zan SZS. 9 Episode)Another friend of Kino and Haga who is nearly, but not quite, as negative as Nozomu. In the manga, Aoyama was also given the responsibility to become the substitute Mr. Despair which he keeps up for a couple chapte...
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Arai Chie
Supporting
The student counselor. If one supplies an alternate reading for the first kanji in her surname, her name is read "Niichie", a reference to Friedrich Nietzsche. She has an excellent figure and a large bust, which is admired by the local people during the s...
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Fujiyoshi Harumi
Supporting
A fan of yaoi and cat ears, and the classroom's resident illustrator. She has an innate coupling instinct, imagining slash pairings between all sorts of (male) characters, her favorite couple being Pine × Napple; she has also imagined pairings between Noz...
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Hitou Nami
Supporting
Birthday: March 31 (Zan SZS. 9 Episode)A girl whose only trait is that she is completely ordinary (relative to her classmates); however, she takes offense at being called "normal," which she considers boring and undesirable. Her name derives from the Japa...
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Honoi Shun
Supporting
A former male student of Class 2 - He transferred to another school. Apparently nobody remaining in the class knew who he was....
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Ikkyu
Supporting
Birthday: 11 October (Zan SZS. 9 Episode)The self-proclaimed "old friend" of Nozomu Itoshiki, who, like Nozomu, likes old things. It is later found out that they werent old friends but rather "one day friends" in elementary school. His name is a reference...









